This post has explicit content. Do not read it, if you get offended easily. These lines are not a figment of my imagination, but straight out of a book called 50 Shades of Grey. The movie is about to release in English and we thought, “What if it’s released in Hindi too?” and came up with this:
English Translation: "Your situation, Ana, I am going to make love to you, now."
English Translation: "I don’t know whether to worship at your feet or spank you."
English Translation: "I do believe that you are making my palm twitch."
This sounds soooo #corny
English Translation: "Coz I am 50 shades of fucked up"
This epic sentence sounds so-not-epic in Hindi
English Translation: "Don't get your panty in such a twist... and give me back mine."
Don't ever say that!
English Translation: "My inner goddess has stopped dancing and is staring, too, open mouthed and drooling slightly."
Arrgghhh...sounds so disgusting!
English Translation: "I shudder and groan in ecstasy, thrashing my head about as I detonate my release."
this sounds like a hindi 'B' Grade porn movie
English Translation: "I eye Christian's toothbrush. It would be like having him in my mouth. Hmm…"
English Translation: "Now I know what all the fuss is about. Two orgasms… coming apart at the seams, like the spin cycle on a washing machine, wow."
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