Hitting the gym are you? 2015 is here and you’ve made a pledge to bring out those ripped abs – great!
But wait, there are a lot of dangerous elements out there. The gym is no more a sanctum sanctorum of the ‘serious-body-builders’ anymore. Plenty of clowns out there.
Right from the 'Bar Body’ idiots who only flaunt their muscles till the mirrors get tired to the ‘Chat Boys’ who get membership to discuss health, women, food, women, muscles, women - you get the point.
Gyms are filled with these clowns and they will try to pull you in their club. But here's a list of what you should not be!
Great that he wants to stay in shape, but why is he ‘shadowboxing’, and in front of barbells? He sure is in the wrong gym!
Need we say more?!
Why, why, oh why does thou shove thy crotch on everyone’s face! Not even the gay buddies in the gym appreciate it!
He'll scream that with every rep, making you believe you've walked into a porn shoot. Can someone please give him a lighter dumbbell?
Cliché bordering here.
They are those guys who wear same shorts and tees, are most likely high school buddies. They are basically having a reunion here. They hog up all the space, scream, shout, backslap, laugh, and do everything other than work out. Or let anyone else workout.
Will do a set. Will load the bar. Will walk around the gym like a death eater. Mumbling under his breath and shooting you a look as if you're on their hit list. Can someone please tell him it's not a park but a gym.
With a Richard Simmons like body, he still wants to dance and prance around like a TUTU queen gone high – why? To impress the chicks around at the gym, of course!
Doesn’t know how to work around Dumbbells, but would still pick them up for sure – the heaviest of the lot, that too. Avoid working out around these type; they're likely to drop those weights, either on their head or yours.
Hits on men and women, rubs his sweaty self on passersby and will constantly leer at you – what a nuisance. One of these days, we hope he bumps into the wrong person, and has a 25lb weight thrown at his face!
A gym is a place to build your body, shape those abs, tone the muscles and to SHUT THE HELL UP WHILE WORKING OUT!
Most gym goers forget that, especially when they are with someone. Worse still - a group of ‘someone’. No matter how loud you play the iPod music, you’d still hear about last night's party, the girl he scored with or the man who bumped into his girl, the bedroom moments or the wild night score!
The high-school saga continues! The young bloke is back - someone should feed him please - works out for half an hour and that's it! He'll walks to the mirror, flex those muscles (hard as cotton), pat himself on a job done well and walk out. Much confidence and sexy style!
So now you know what or who not to be right? Need we say more!
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