10 Types of Guys You Will Find On a Matrimonial Website




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Indian matrimonial sites are full of strange birds. Crazy, funny or what ever you would like to call them, if you are looking for a guy to settle with on these sites, you'll have to go through a whole bunch of weirdos.

1. Self Proclaimed Ambani

He is the kind of guy who will wear designer clothes and accessories just to establish the fact that he is Ambani’s relative. He is boastful, arrogant and such a turn off!

2. Sharmila Munda

He doesn’t know how to start a conversation, or keep it going. He is the shy kind who will awkwardly giggle or smile if you ask him anything. 

3. The Loudspeaker

He is overly loud and knows only one way to keep his point. Scream. He is also a bragger and generally very annoying. All that his date would like to say is ‘Shut the fuck up’!

4. Confusion Galore

Have you ever come across a guy who shows complete interest in getting married for the first half of the date, and then whines about his ex-girlfriend for the second half. Well he might also end up saying, “I still love her”.

5. Manner-less Douche

You would want to slap him in the middle of your date, or empty a glass of water on his head. Beware this guy could be the cause of high BP.

6. Mr. Casanova

All he can talk about is how experienced he is with the girls, and that now he wants to settle down, get married. And he is also that kind of guy who asks you for a test drive before purchasing #ifyouknowwhatImean

7. Scary Stalker

He probably has more information about you than your friends. He has gone through all your social profiles and read your posts since the inception of your account. He is a freak show! #runforyourlife 

8. CID ki Aulad

Don’t be surprised if he asks you atleast a 101 questions on your first date about you, your family, your extended family, friends, income of every person he has asked you about, etc. He will want to investigate every part of your life and behaviour!

9. Momma's Boy

In India, it’s not very difficult to find this lot. He is his momma’s son, and will only do what momma says. He will have no stand of his own and will want a wife to replicate his mother. I’d say whack him like his momma does (just joking)…#rofl

10. The Complete Package

He is the glimmer of hope in darkness. Intelligent, well settled and handsome, he is somewhat close to your dream boy. It happens to one in a hundred, and if you are lucky enough you will find him too. 

Have any more examples to share of freak shows coming out of Indian matrimonial sites. Please let me know in the comments below.

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