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12 After Effects of Bigg Boss Season 8
This is a probable guess-timation of the after-effects of Bigg Boss Season 8
1. When a guy doesn't know what to reply, he will start barking like a dog.
Ali Quli Mirza is hands down the joker of the Bigg Boss house, and maybe has the perfect response for the ridiculous statements made by the contestants. “Avoid conversations, bark like a dog”, says Ali.
2. 'We love, we love Gauti' will rock the clubs.
Yes, we love you Gauti; your six pack abs, that look in your eyes and that heartthrob smile. *wink*
3. The new simile for being selfish, self-centered and dumb will be Karishma Tanna.
‘Stop being a Karishma Tanna’, will be the biggest insult! It’s means you are blessed with the power of three annoying qualities; being dumb, selfish and self-centered! You could also add annoying and irritating to the list!
4. Sonali has started a new trend for all the 'bais'; and she has also invented the perfect excuse for them, ‘Muje Kantala aa raha hai’.
Sonali Raut is actually the most honest contestant on the Bigg Boss show ever. Her quirky ways, her style of flicking her hair while working and her ‘to the point’ responses are a hit! Don’t you agree?
5. A new brand of shorts for men called 'Issar' will storm the market.
It’s time to grab your shopping bags, and run to the nearest mall. ‘Issar’ shorts are now available! They are a cross between a tight underwear and grandmom’s pantyhose. Go, get them now!
6. How to woo a guy with 6 pack abs: colour your hair green, pink, red or just go bald!
Diandra Soares has changed the meaning of sexy with her experiment on different hair colours. But when that didn’t work to get Gautam’s attention, she just went bald and then we know what happened in the bathroom.
7. No game can ever be played without a fight or screaming into each other’s ears. As in sportsmanship spirit be damned, let's just cut throat.
If we start listing the number of fights or arguments that have happened in the house, you would probably read this post till eternity. The housemates have taught us that the only way to get your point across is to bully others, chew their ears or bash the f*#@ out of them.
8. A new chapter in the biology book 'Talking to Grasshopers' will be introduced, courtesy Minnisha Lamba.
Ms. Lamba, female activist/biologist/researcher has recently discovered that when insects feel thirsty they come to the swimming pool, and swim breaststroke whilst they drink water. What?!?!?!?!
9. Dimpy Loudspeaker will be used in all the political rallies in India.
Dimpy’s voice is like a train’s siren that crashing into the eardrums, leaving a deafening silence of atleast 5 seconds before you're back to normal. We pity the contestants inside! Thank god we can control the volume on our TV screens.
10. The police department just found a new way of torture; the Chili Powder!
Recent studies in the Bigg Boss house have proved that red chili powder can guarantee immediate response/results!
11. If someone accuses you of lying the first thing you will say is 'I swear on my mother' or 'Don’t tonth (taunt) me'.
I don’t think any student in his entire school life must have taken mother’s swear as many times as Upen Patel has said, “I swear on my mother’s life” in Bigg Boss Season 8. Anyways, we just need to be more careful not to ‘tonth’ him.
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