1. “Can you change into something better?”

Yes, it could be embarrassing sometimes if your girl is wearing a polka dot dress or a tree on her head. She has spent a lot of time deciding what to wear. As far as you are concerned, she looks beautiful in any outfit. Just suck it up!

2. “Baby, your friend looks quite hot!”

After saying these words, you might be tagged as a sleazeball with the ability to think with your balls. Even if she casually brings up how attractive her friend is, keep shut! 

3. “I am going for a bachelor’s party this weekend.”

Yeah, you are asking for a volcanic eruption! She will ask you really random questions that will mostly begin with “What if…” or “Will you…” for the rest of the week.

Tip: Remember, if you are going to a bachelor party, always bring it up last minute or better, make sure she never knows!

4. “Why are you being so irritable, are you PMSing again?”

Don’t ever piss of a woman by asking her if she is on a hormonal ride. She could be arguing about something that is completely pointless and gibberish, just listen to her. Try to calm her down or try rationalising with her in a calm and soothing voice but don’t ever ask her if she is PMSing.

5. “Who knows what will happen in the future, just relax!”

If she questions you, “Is everything going to be alright?” or “Do you think we will be okay?” it means that she needs you to give her a comforting answer. Don’t give her a stupid, philosophical answer about how unsure the future is or worst, that you don’t know if you are going to end up together.