Basically you're telling her you want to see her as close to naked as possible. That's totally going to press her hot buttons because there's hardly anything they crave for more than being desired.
Okay, respect first and then desired, fine!
Look guys, don't ask what is it about diamonds that make women go weak in the knee. Have you ever been able to explain your fascination with breasts? Somethings are hardwired, and can't be explained. Just accept it, diamonds are a girl's best friend.
And stop crying about money all the time. Just see it as your investment changing shape. The upside, she can wear it around her neck, which she certainly can’t do with your Reliance shares.
It's permanent. (Of course you can remove it with laser, but you can also cut off your finger using a knife. Doesn't make the finger any less permanent.)
In my humble opinion, more than a ring, more than marriage vows, it's the tattoo which shows your intention of being a permanent fixture in her life. And you know what such sense of security in her is going to get for you. Lot of sex.
Have you wondered why women always ask: "what you thinking?" They don't want to know what you're thinking. They want to know if you're thinking about them.
Yes, you got the tattoo, great. But that's become old news. Are you thinking about her now? A photo wallpaper, showing her in different moods, is going to surprise the daylights out of her. And you know what you're going to get in return, don't you?
A lot of respect and affection. Get your head out of your pants already!
So no I-phones, Xbox, tablets, watches, aviators, cars, food, water and air for you. Only when these are taken away from you will you realize the importance of heels, clutches, neck pieces, ear danglers, bracelets for her.
Actually any kind of surprise. The point is we men, with our ignorance and apathy, have really lowered the expectation standards. So if we do anything, in some extreme cases even wish them on their birthday, they are genuinely surprised. Imagine what will happen when you give her a surprise party, where even her friends are invited. She might just black out from all that happiness.
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