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Dark, Twisted And Hilarious Comics By Kris Wilson, Rob DenBleyker, Matt Melvin, Dave McElfatrick. I Present To You CYANIDE and HAPPINESS.

1. The Bone Might Taste Bad. But The Lesson Is What Counts

2. Priorities Priorities

3. The Kind Of Perfume Some Women Need

4. Grammar Is Important

5. Not Important Enough To Get Your Head Smashed In

6. Peace Of Mind

7. If Only Timmy Spoke Up

8. The Creepy Ventriloquist

9. Listen To Your Heart They Said

10. Is This Ghost Even Trying?

11. Let's Sing And Spell. Before I Drown Your Mother In A Well

12. Uh, Where Did You Get That?

13. Blow Me!

14. I Like Pea Soup

15. The Wobbly Reverse Cripple

16. Its Okay Joe... No, It's Not. It's Really Not

17. This Is How A Genius Wastes His Time

18. The Profound Truth About Love

19. Just When Your Faith In Humanity Was Restored

20. Honest Parenting

21. We All Make Our Share Of Bad Decisions

22. Don't Let Anybody Tell You What To Do

23. From The Seed Of Doubt Grew A Tree That Was Rather Stout

24. More Honest Parenting. Still Not Appreciated

25. Religion- Condemning Natural Instinct Till Today


27. Literally And Figuratively Are Not The Same Thing. Literally

28. You Call It An Addiction. I Call It A Relationship

29. I Like To Watch This Comic Strip. And Then Get A Lap Dance

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