The Day My Uncle Oinked Like My Aunt

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Rishabh Ch..

04 Feb 2014
.., wrote:
This could become 'Dear Uncle' series. Quite imaginative and the pictures this piece evokes are quirky funny. This is extreme flight of imagination. Very interesting.

Debashree ..

04 Feb 2014
.., wrote:
Very funny. I agree with Rishabh's comment.

Shawn Pere..

04 Feb 2014
.., wrote:
Thanks guys, for reading. I think I need to pay my uncle another of my unscheduled visits to keep the series alive; God knows I need to laugh more...sadly, at his expense....

Ravishanka..

04 Feb 2014
.., wrote:
this was even funnier than the previous uncle story....the "peritoneum "and the" menstrual cycle "are brilliant but the piece of cake is the dye part....i also wonder as to the sanity of the doctor's wife in attempting to excise the boil...

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04 Feb 2014
.., wrote: Hilarious again..i enjoyed thoroughly. But there were some parts I didn't understand, during the bicycle ride who's riding and who's sitting on the bar that connects the seat to the handle. I had to read through the fall in the chasm twice to get a clear picture. Overall its an extremely funny, creative yet clear piece, and you one hell of a vocabulary. I have one suggestion, shorten your senteces, as in bring some modulation in the length of sentences..a series of short sentences and then one descreptive one.

Shawn Pere..

04 Feb 2014
.., wrote:
Hey Guys, thanks for reading; I'm happy you like my "crap" writing - it's serves as a breather from the serious stuff. @Ajay: There's a para that deals with the seating arrangements on the cycle: Refer below:- "We stood at the top of the hill looking down with trepidation. So, in the interests of conserving time, my uncle hesitantly mounted and yelped as contact was made between the seat and the battle scars. I sat comfortably on the bar in the front."

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04 Feb 2014
.., wrote: but why did the nephew sit in the front? Why couldn't the uncle ride alone? There's some stealing part and bringing it back from the dock. If there's the possibility of robbery does the nephew bring the bike back everyday?

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