The Times of Boobs by AIB

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A (fictionalised) visit to an editorial meet of a mainline newspaper by AIB has highlighted these brilliant insights: 

- "To get more eyeballs we have to go all tits out."

- "Our major competitor is Youporn."

- "42 pages and less than 20 boobs. That's less than 2 boobs a page. What is this fucking    tinkle?"

- "According to the SWOT analysis (of this paper) 79% of our readers like a left tit and      84% of the readers like the right tit. We need to hit the sweet spot, sir." - (which          happens to be between the two tits).

For more such in depth knowledge on what goes on in the edit meets of every major Indian newspaper, please watch this video by AIB.

YOU. WILL. DIE. LAUGHING. 



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