A breakup is more dramatic than a love story. For those who think breaking up is not a big deal or who say 'just get over it', beware! Karma is a bitch and you will reap what you have sown!
Like seriously, how pussy are you? You need to change your surname to Mr/Ms Wuss.
You are a gutless wench if you think of pulling the disappearing act on your partner.
If you do that to someone, you deserve to be publicly humiliated.
This is not a game of 'Chinese whispers' or 'pass the message'. The best way to get back is to send a slap back through someone you know.
Okay, so these are the ace assholes! They will cheat on you and, on getting caught red handed, will break up with you. #SoBs
Especially a weddng, when she/he is dreaming of the day you'll tie the knot. Seriously, why would you want to make your relationship a public spectacle?
Grow a heart! Yes, sometimes things are not working out and you are just prolonging the break up, but don’t do it on a special day. Just wait for a week.
Imagine being shat on after a long bath. Yes, that’s how it feels if someone breaks up with you after a long relaxing weekend or holiday. Maybe it’s a good thing, that your bag is already packed.
When the world celebrates a happy festival, you don’t want someone crying in a dark corner. Just wait for a bit!
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